Generally general, Sir Piers Fortescue Dithering Dribblesby, our most glorious leader, Chairperson of the committee, Captain of the Dubai croquet club and joint holder of the 2021 Clements Cup.

Small but mighty and she makes incredible cakes.

Maz would totally help you hide a body in the desert. She would then accidentally give up the location to a passerby while trying to save a stay cat from living it's own best feral life.

Beware the mallet monster, she makes some styling shots.

Culinary godess, total bish, photographic wizard, watcher of terrible screechy lady shows & manager of dawg socials.

Shout out to @FoxyRoxyDXB

Looks a bit like Jeff Bezos before the steroids.

Co-Loser of the 2021 Clements Cup.

If anyone can wear man made fibers in April in Dubai it's Tina. And she'll look amazing doing it.

Hywell directs like he does it for a living. Everyone needs at least one grown up in the room. Hywell is your man, and he does it with style.

An enigma dressed in a dream, raps like a nightmare. Clare is the creative genius behind the Dubai Croquet brand.

Roxy has extensive experience in treat management, looking cute, and being a fox. She doesn't understand why these balls are made of wood. Stupid Hoomans.

"Just want to say Sascha is not a dog, she is a bear. If I see her on my patch again I will mess her up"

Check ma socials y'all: @FoxyRoxyDXB